Ok, let's start by saying it's marketing not spammimg. Got it. Say it out loud and slow...MMAARRKKKETTTIINNGG! Marketing is a skill, spamming is not. Now let's move onto the need to market online if you have a small business. Unfortunately people don't have ESP and without, you guessed it, MARKETING, they wouldn't know you exist.
So here's the scenario:
I was marketing my husband's business via email through my contacts. Each email contains a notation, for those stupid fucks who don't know the difference between spamming and marketing. It says, send me a stop message. And you guessed it...I"LL STOP. Really intricate here.
So one of my contacts messages me, a long dramatic litary of shit that ruined his day because I spammed him. God, it was lengthy, made him late for the doctor, ran out of gas, killed his dog...on and fucking on. I failed to look at the email address of the sender, as I am really busy WORKING. So I simply replied: You Sad Sap Son of a Bitch, you were late for the doctor because you don't give a shit whose time you waste, you ran out of gas because you are so consumed with road rage that you barely look at the gas gage, and your dog didn't die, he committed suicide as I would have done the same thing if I had to listen to your bullshit all day. Fuck Off your not worthy of my contact list!
After the message was sent I realized it was my dad's email address- YIKES!
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