Little People Being Used By Riverhead Town Police

So I pull out on the highway in Riverhead. Ahead I see the first signs of a police check point, maybe a mile away. So figuring I had plenty of time before they could see me I put on my seatbelt. Then confidently pull up to the checkpoint. The officer stuns me by asking me to pull over to the side of the road. Then begins to tell me that they saw me put on my seatbelt at the beginning of the checkpoint. I had to know, how did they do that. So I drove back down the road and pulled over to the side and watched. I'll be a son of bitch if a midget didn't jump out of the woods, dressed in uniform, with a polaroid camera. That little bastard ran to the checkpoint a mile away to give the officer in command the pictures. Is that legal, can I use height discrimination to get out of the ticket?


Anyone recognize him? Twenty five dollars or a bag of dope to whoever gets me an address!